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| Wonsaponatime, or maybe twice, there were four jelly beans called Chunky, Monkey, Dunky, and Funky. Chunky was green, Monkey was blue, Dunky was purple, and Funky was red. They lived in an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. Eighty thousand leagues under the sea it lay, or lie, Im not too sure
Unfortunatimetable, the Green Goodie Goodies were attacking Pepperland! They were the worst people around. They hated anything and everything that made music. They also had lasers which were very rare under the sea. Everyone they had ever been to war with lost because the Goodies were so good at fighting.
"We have to save the Peperlanders!" cried Funky.
"Yeah, but how?? We dont have lasers" asked Chunky, asking him.
"Where are the instruments??"
"In the closet" said Monkey.
The jelly beans, Chunky, Monkey, Dunky, and Funky, all got their instruments. Chunky got his guitar, Monkey got his bass, Dunky got his piano, and Funky got his drums. As soon as they got outside, a Green Goodie Goodie jumped in front of them and began tying up Dunky.
"Hahaha! Youll never defeat us Goodies!! Youre mine, bean!" growled the Goodie.
"Help me!" cried Dunky.
The other jelly beans began playing as loud as they could. The Goodie stopped and turned to them, saying, "How dare you play music to me, the head Goodie! Youll be tied up just like your little friend and buried if you dont stop that music!" This made the beans play even louder and before they knew it, the Goodie was melting.
"Eeeuughhh." The Goodie melted and mixed in with the sea. The beans all set their instruments down and cheered.
"Hey fellas, untie me!! I cant move!" Dunky ordered. They cut the ropes apart with the guitar picks and helped Dunky up. He dusted himself of and rolled the piano after him. "Lets sing a so--"
"Hehehe! Ive got you beans right where I want you! You will now surrender your instruments and bow down before all of us Green Goodie Goodies!" boomed a Goodie.
"Oh no you dont! Ready fellas?? One, two, three, FOUR!" counted Monkey as Chunky began his song.
"Well shake it up baby now. Twist and shout! Come on, come on, come on baby now. Come on and work it on out!" By then, a million billion Goodies were all melting into the sea. One of them shot at the beans. Funky shielded himself with a symbol and it hit the Goodie in the face. He exploded into a million pieces.
"We did it! We saved the Pepperlanders!" Monkey cheered. They all did the happy dance and sang Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy. Pepperlanders from everywhere came and cheered for the beans. They gave them money, hugs, kisses, and sang. The mayor came and thanked each one of them personally, "Thanks you, beans! Youve saved all of Pepperland! I am rewarding you with the MBE and a million billion beat-dollars."
"No problem said Chunky." They each got they million billion beat-dollars and were happy.
"Thank you, mister man!" they said, thanking him.
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